Okay, who here has seen Suck? Because I think you need to tell me about it. I saw the trailer and it looked kind of fun and silly and wonderful but then I go online and everyone is like RARGH I HATE SUCK IT IS RETARDED, so I need people to clarify - is it retarded like Prince of Persia and Van Helsing and SWAT, where it;s dumb but also COMPLETELY ( Read more... )

Oh God, you guys! I was going to write a post here about how we should all vote for Todd as our next Prime Minister, and then maybe let him eat our old government once he wins (landslide victory, running on a "wearing black leather and eating people" platform) but I just watched Lost Boys 2: the Tribe, and oh, it was beautiful beyond words! I mean ( Read more... )

I am shocked and appalled by the fact that there is a sequel to Underworld. I'm sorry, but did everyone concerned in that decision have the segment of their brain that detects things that are shit removed? The thing that annoyed me most about Underworld was that, by all rights, I should have found that movie awesome. Vampires versus Werewolves? ( Read more... )

Every time I watch Phantom of the Opera, I wonder why I didn't decide to watch it earlier. It's like, one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies I own. That scene after Christine performed "Think of Me" and Raoul goes to see her in her dressing room afterwards, and the Managers are all, "Shall we introduce you, winkwinknudgenudge?" and he ( Read more... )

I have come to the conclusion that Van Helsing, Moulin Rouge and Phantom of the Opera do not mix, for the following reasons:

• Gerard Butlers singing is only just tolerable as it is, without being compared to the greatness that is Ewan McGregor.
  
  
• Carlimir as a querulous transvestite is acceptable and for those of us who've seen the London Assignment ( Read more... )

Movie Meme

The rules

-- Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
-- Pick a few lines of dialogue.
-- As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
-- After the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
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An interesting bit of Van Helsing-related news here. Personally I prefer Van Helsing/Carlimir to Van Helsing/Dracula, but never mind ( Read more... )

This was too good to keep to myself...

Messeurs Amy the wench, Izzy-chan and Miriglum present, for your amusement and pleasure:

The Angel vs vampire slayers handbags at dawn death-match
(although, technically, since vampires are *already* dead... )It is important, though, we feel, to discuss a little why this game came about, and to apologise ( Read more... )

Aah, this is the reason I read fanfics. Kiss of Moonlight is a delightfully son-con Campula/Velkan piece, with a nice, big NC-17 rating, which we all I know I love.

Mmm, satisfying.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bask in the afterglow. And watch some old episodes of Angel. I just love seeing him be all badass. Damn it, I'm such a Lindsey!

Previously on Froodle: I was too busy grumbling about that damn spider to mention Corey Feldman was in Big Wolf on Campus last night. Damn, he's all shades of hot. I want to watch the Lost Boys again ( Read more... )